Q Squad Report

Officers responded to report

Of juveniles prowling vehicles

Upon arrival

Officer Argentina spotted

One of the suspects

Who fled on foot 

But was not as fast
As Officer Argentina

Who detained and restrained

The 14 year-old reported

Assault by 18 year-old brother

Who kept hitting him
All over his body

With an extension cord

Preliminary investigation indicates

Mother requested that brother hit him with the cord

Because he was performing poorly at school

Officer Argentina went to home

Mother reported break in at front door

Which no longer locks

Due to her children breaking in repeatedly

Nothing appears to have been stolen

But someone may have taken a shower

And probably ate, too

Mother suspects her son

Who is on the run

From his probation officers

Complainant at home

Reported to Officer Argentina

That her 18 year-old grandson

Threatened to kill himself

Because his computer was shut off

His grandmother took him to the Hospital

Because he said his blood was hot

Son called station

To report he wanted to kill himself

He said he had hit his foot several times

With a hammer

Officer Argentina

Issued a detain and transport

To Detox