Friday, May 27, 2011

Q Squad Report

Officers responded to report
Of juveniles prowling vehicles
Upon arrival
Officer Argentina spotted
One of the suspects
Who fled on foot 
But was not as fast
As Officer Argentina
Who detained and restrained
The 14 year-old reported
Assault by 18 year-old brother
Who kept hitting him
All over his body
With an extension cord
Preliminary investigation indicates
Mother requested that brother hit him with the cord
Because he was performing poorly at school
Officer Argentina went to home
Mother reported break in at front door
Which no longer locks
Due to her children breaking in repeatedly
Nothing appears to have been stolen
But someone may have taken a shower
And probably ate, too
Mother suspects her son
Who is on the run
From his probation officers

Complainant at home
Reported to Officer Argentina
That her 18 year-old grandson
Threatened to kill himself
Because his computer was shut off
His grandmother took him to the Hospital
Because he said his blood was hot
Son called station
To report he wanted to kill himself
He said he had hit his foot several times
With a hammer
Officer Argentina
Issued a detain and transport
To Detox

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